i am the tower of london, i am paris france,
i am master of deception, and prince of romance
my riffs will make you melt and my beats will make you dance
just remember how you felt cuz you won't get a second chance
i climbed mount everest three total separate times
i was chiseled from that mountain, yes my looks will make you blind
i ride a white stallion with two angels at my side
i forged this gold medallion from the deepest silver mines

he is lying through his teeth, he is exaggerating all,
this ego that you hear, it will be his downfall
he will murder, he will pillage, he will torture, he will rape,
he will burn the fields behind him, leaving fire in his wake
he has never been to london, he has never been to paris,
he should take both back, and truly be embarrassed
he will never grow up, he can't get his life together,
its a damn near shame, he will be like this forever

i could swim the english channel, i could fly to the moon,
if i do a rain dance then expect a monsoon
i could surf a title wave in the midst of a typhoon,
if i make the women weak, then i make the women swoon,
yes everybody knows that i am quite the ladies man
if you want to fight me for her i suppose you can,
just know i knocked out tyson in the middle of his prime,
i have xray vision, i can even freeze time

he is only a scam, yes his life is a lie,
he is not a good man, no he is not a good guy,
personality bland, and his humor is dry,
if he doesn't deceive you, at least he'lll try,
he has no respect, he has none at all,
this ego that you hear, it will be his downfall,
he will never grow up, he can't get his life together,
its a damn near shame he will be like this forever

the city is now on fire,
a battle between two liars,
situation seeming dire,
two sides now conspire.

i taught michael to dance, and pacino to act,
i gave snoop his chance, yes i taught him how to rap,
taught cheech how to toke, beat fischer at chess,
taught whitney how to smoke and walter white to cook meth
i could stop a freight train just by lifting a finger,
i could be bruce wayne, i could be bob seger,
i found bin laden and i found saddam,
i ended world war two with the atom bomb

this guy is a mess, let's get some tests ordered,
its a clear cut case of personality disorder,
his danger runs high as the fuse burns shorter,
if we let it run try we all face a true horror,
he has no respect, he has none at all,
this ego that you hear, it will be his downfall,
he will never grow up, he cannot get his life together,
its a damn near shame he will be like this forever

the city is now on fire,
a battle between two liars,
situation seeming dire,
two sides now conspire.

ok its not that bad, i may have lied a little
and stretched the truth in this elaborate riddle,
its just that i am self aware and my head is brittle
a schitzo situation and its not that simple.
yes in reality this is all about myself.
an intrinsic analytic viewpoint of my mental health
i think its best if we continue this dance
i am the tower of london
i am paris france